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Saturday, October 3, 2009

Mattx Turns 34 : A Complete Users Guide

Hello Friends, here is the skinny on my Birthday party.

WHERE: 4750 N. Central Ave Phoenix, AZ 85012
WHEN: 2 PM Gates | 3 PM Grub | 7 PM Go Away
WHAT: Seriously?
WHO: Me + You + Your Momma Too
WHY: Don't Question Me Ever Again
HOW: Half naked in a pool with a plate full of chicken


Secondly, this is a co-party with my libra-hetero-life-partner Sean Griffin. We share Bdays every year it seems, and he will bringing his crew out as well...GOOD TIMES!!!





:.:.:.:.: PARKING / DIRECTIONS :.:.:.:.:

THIS IS IMPORTANT! Do not call me to figure out anything, i will be in a huge modern kitchen cooking up a feast (see below) so I will be unable to answer any questions at the starting of the shindig!

Here is a map from google: CLICK HERE FOR MAP

This place is accessible from the Light rail at the Central / Camelback Stop or by car...the parking MUST be done on Pierson and from there, follow the directions on the handsome little map below...





:.:.:.:.: THE MUFUGGIN MENU :.:.:.:.:



The theme for this trip around the sun is POLLO POOL PARTY...so a crystal clean swimming pool, and Chicken. The perfect combo.

Mattx will be preparing:

Vegi Chili (for the NON-ivores)
Chips
Mango + Pineapple Salsa
Traditional Fiesty Fiesta Salsa
Honey Glaze Chicken
Jamaican Jerk Chicken
Good Ol' BBQ Chickem
Spicy Farjita Shredded Chicken
and mad fixins...

Food is available for free to all attendees, however there will be a donation bucket, please pitch in as i dropped mad loot on ingredients and i need beer money...

:.:.:.:.: ENTERTAINMENT :.:.:.:.:

- Billiards by the pool




- Poker Dealt by Mic Cause




- Luxurious Swimming Pool




- Fancy Clubhouse digs







:.:.:.:.: GIFTS / MISC :.:.:.:.:

I ain't really sweating gifts this year...if you must bring something i want all white socks also i would REALLY LIKE joints, spliffs, nicklebags of funk, herbal cigarettes and the like...both of which are items i use on a daily basis.

Also this party rages on till about 7 PM because the whole party is moving to Chasers for the Souls of Mischief / Afro Classics show!!! DO NOT miss that shit!!!

:.:.:.:.: FINAL THOUGHTS :.:.:.:.:

This party is BYOB, so do that or be thirsty...

It is also BXOB (bring mattx other booze) should you be a giving soul

I had to put a $500 Deposit down for this spot, make sure to stay tidy while having a good time, or i am screwed...

There will be trips to the 18th Floor observation deck so you can take in the view and Big Lebowski on the Big Screen....

Please come out, and be ready to CHILL!!!

Thanks in advance, i gotta go make some Salsa now...PEACE!

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